Instagram photos can get pretty boring. I mean a colored wall and a blogger outfit. Bleh. BORING! Let’s spice up your photos with these easy do-them-yourself poses! Pay attention, this is good stuff! Please note: these are my suggested 5 favorite poses to use for Instagram, but I also have 361 other poses I use from time to time. Kim Kardashian wishes she was this socially savvy with her poses.
Pose #1: “Oh, I’m just standing here” pose – for this pose, don’t smile. Look pissed but fashionably pissed. Like oh hey, I’m here waiting for you.
Pose #2: “What’s that to my right?” pose – my right side is my best side, it also is the side where my beard looks the best, so any excuse to accidentally show off your best side is A-Ok. Note: ignore awkward hand gesture.
Pose #3: “I have to pee” pose. This is your fiercest pose because it’s uncomfortable and well, Beyonce said it best… #PrettyHurts.
Pose #4: “No one on the corner has swagger like us” dance pose. Movement photos on insta always kill your other photos. People like people who move. Duh. Take your “I have to Pee” pose to “No one on the corner has swagger like us” pose by putting your head down, because thugs don’t make eye contact and snitches need stitches.
That’s about it guys. I hope you enjoyed learning my signature poses. They are extremely exclusive, but being an avid follower of FollowMario.com, I wanted to give you a special treat. Test them out on Instagram and tag me in your photos, so I can see your fierceness come to life. Haha, happy fourth ya’ll! I need sleep.